An Anagram of Axl Rose...?

Well! Who would have thought! William Bailey, whom you all to know to be the hotsome Axl Rose has a very cleverly put together name! Did you know that his name: Axl Rose = an anagram of Oral Sex? Well! I must say I was shocked when I found out and also VERY amused.... what a legend that guy is! I wonder if he even knows it himself, and it was just a wonderful consequence when he decided to change his name.... hmmm... *wonders off into deep thought*

CHINMAN BEGINS!

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na CHINMAN! That is what you shall hear when the notorious CHINMAN swoops in to save the day! Unstopable and unbeatable by even the most intelegent of criminals, CHINMAN will rule the day and protect our American society (as all superheros are from, or land in America) ! His powers being Superhuman sound, flight, the ability to smile away all your worries, and many more superhuman qualities: there's no stopping CHINMAN!

The Meaning of This Fever.

Moustache Fever: An extremely contagious illness that works its way from the moustache to the occupant's brain. Mainly caused by men that posses a fully grown Moustache, this disease can be passed on to women and men alike; even those who do not have a Moustache.

The Cause: It is a known fact that this highly infectious disease was caused by one man alone. Although Freddie Mercury is now deceased, the number of outbreaks of Moustache Fever continues to soar.

Avoiding the epidemic: To avoid Moustache Fever, one must simply avoid listening to, watching, reading about, quoting or saying his name: Freddie Mercury. Doing so could cause obsessive behaviour and even lead to lunacy. However, there are many other side affects to Moustache Fever.

Treatment: As this disease is linked with the brain, once caught, it is incredibly difficult to get rid of and may take up to many years of therapy and intensive brain care. A person who has caught the disease will often react badly to treatment. Avoiding all sources of Freddie Mercury is crucial to successful recovery.

A note to all who read this: I have got Moustache Fever - And it Rocks My Stripy Queen Emblazoned Socks My Dears!!!

woot! (that's japanese for horah!)

Ah, my first ever blog, a log on the web... like a new born baby, I shall nurture this first blog, and watch it grow... Okay enough of the freakyness! This is me testing this thing out, so yes, lots of fun, hence the "woot!"... enjoy.