Moustache Fever: An extremely contagious illness that works its way from the moustache to the occupant's brain. Mainly caused by men that posses a fully grown Moustache, this disease can be passed on to women and men alike; even those who do not have a Moustache.
The Cause: It is a known fact that this highly infectious disease was caused by one man alone. Although Freddie Mercury is now deceased, the number of outbreaks of Moustache Fever continues to soar.
Avoiding the epidemic: To avoid Moustache Fever, one must simply avoid listening to, watching, reading about, quoting or saying his name: Freddie Mercury. Doing so could cause obsessive behaviour and even lead to lunacy. However, there are many other side affects to Moustache Fever.
Treatment: As this disease is linked with the brain, once caught, it is incredibly difficult to get rid of and may take up to many years of therapy and intensive brain care. A person who has caught the disease will often react badly to treatment. Avoiding all sources of Freddie Mercury is crucial to successful recovery.
A note to all who read this: I have got Moustache Fever - And it Rocks My Stripy Queen Emblazoned Socks My Dears!!!
The Cause: It is a known fact that this highly infectious disease was caused by one man alone. Although Freddie Mercury is now deceased, the number of outbreaks of Moustache Fever continues to soar.
Avoiding the epidemic: To avoid Moustache Fever, one must simply avoid listening to, watching, reading about, quoting or saying his name: Freddie Mercury. Doing so could cause obsessive behaviour and even lead to lunacy. However, there are many other side affects to Moustache Fever.
Treatment: As this disease is linked with the brain, once caught, it is incredibly difficult to get rid of and may take up to many years of therapy and intensive brain care. A person who has caught the disease will often react badly to treatment. Avoiding all sources of Freddie Mercury is crucial to successful recovery.
A note to all who read this: I have got Moustache Fever - And it Rocks My Stripy Queen Emblazoned Socks My Dears!!!
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