Arse biscuits, Piss biscuits, Felch biscuits... You name it, we've got it! Here at S's bakery, you're sure to find any kind scrummy biscuit that you're looking for!
No other firm (buttocks) gives you cash back guarantee if you aint got no satisfaction from these tasty buggers!
Tuck in! Mama don't wanna be cookin' all night, so come along and order your favourite flavours, from old time goodies to our newest recipes made from the finest ingredients around!
Come on down, and have a non-discombobulated smeghead of a time, with the best tastin' biscuits in the world!!!
2 comments:
can I have a packet of chocolate and cottage cheese please
I'll have a fartcake please
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