Thursday 8 May 2008

Studio Badminton!

The latest sport in the world of Music Technology: Studio badminton.

Aim of the game:
To make your opponent fall impressively off their wheelie-chair, making sure they land flat on their arse (trying not to make them land in expensive gear - one, because of the price, and two because you love them really).

Things to know before you begin:
1. Must be played in a music studio environment.
2. Two players, facing each other on wheelie-chairs, with their feet placed on the same wheelie bench in the middle.
3. One scrunched up CD case paper as the ball
4. Flat hand as the racket.

Points:
10 points if your opponent hits the imaginary net
15 points for each time your opponent fails to return the ball
50 points if you hit a munchkin with the ball
100 points if you hit a munchkin on the head with the ball
200 points if you hit a munchkin and manage to get the ball straight back into play (without touching the floor)
1000 points if you do the above, but hit a munchkin on the head with the ball. (Ok, so you just won the game)

Rules:
None.

3 comments:

gwailoleigh said...
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gwailoleigh said...

I like your rules could it be an Olympic sport

Moustache Fever said...

Olympia here we come!