In reply to Marina's blog...

Question: For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo. Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo. Doo doo doo doo doo, do do do do, doo doo doo doo doo doo. (the roster song)

Question: If there isn’t an ‘I’ in team, then why is there a ‘me’?
Because what is a team without a me?

Question: You've been entered in a shadow puppet contest. What's your best pose?
Danny Elfman’s Baton lol

Question: If you were a wrestler, what would be your finishing move?
The twenty minute H-U-G

Question: Never mind the turtle. Don't you think you're sure to win?
Even with a broken back

Question: Whoops! Your tongue is now a magnet. Whatever will you use for silverware?
Spray painted plastic you idiots!

Question: When you spilled the milk, did it look like the moon?
Nope, but it did look like a cow

Question: What did you dream when you ate a spider while sleeping?
I swallowed the spider to catch the fly. I don’t know why, I swallowed a fly, perhaps I’ll die.

Question: Come up with some possible band names for your group that features a washboard and a Styrofoam tuba.
Twats (lol)

Question: Unlike a dog, how can a turtle ever be naked?
Climb out of its shell obviously

Question: You forgot your mom's birthday! What can you make out of super glue and olive pits?
More than you could ever imagine!

Question: Radio wire is often used to make bird nests. What station do they listen to?
British Airways FM

Question: What would you wear for camouflage if you were hiding in a gingerbread house?
A ginger wig (or not seeing as my hair is turning ginger) and some gum-drop buttons.

Question: You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.
Attach the slinky to the goats feet and train it to bounce high enough to get us out. Either that or eat the goat and play with the slinky, and wait for some bloody help.

Question: What's the most amount of sand you've ever had in your swimming trunks?
Seeing as I’ve never worn swimming trunks, not a lot.

Question: What spells can you cast with magic markers?
Lots.

Question: Your hands have been replaced by rubber stamps. What do they say?
Genius.

Question: What reason do you have to believe the earth is flat?
Because it balances on four gigantic elephants of course.

Question: Your pyjamas have duckies on them. Why did you switch from choo-choos?
Because the choo choos were called Richard the thirds, so I decided to grow up a bit.